Saturday, April 30, 2011

Some people

So I was reading something on here and all I can say is WTF? These people LOL!!! Like is so full of humor. I love (read cant stand) those people that spend all the time talking about themselves and tooting their own horns. They in the next sentence stating how they dont care what others are saying while complaining about what others are saying. LOL!! This is like a car wreck that you cant look away from...

Soooo whats up my one loyal reader? LOL!! Life is just going here. I feel a rift coming on in my life. But thats life right?

I do need some advice though. How do you put up with someone when just the sound of that person's voice drives you insane? I mean this person hasnt done anything personally to me ever but just hearing her voice and the manner of her speech makes me want to drive nails into my brain!!! So advice welcome yall

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Second Hand smoke, dumbass

Second hand smoke is bad for kids. When they breathe it in they can get asthma. So it's just bad in general and anyone who thinks other wise is just a stupid fuck... I just wanted to get that off my chest.

I know lots of people who smoke. In fact I love lots of people who smoke. But I think people that smoke around their kids or even while pregnant are stupid fucks. Just my little opinion for the day


tata yall

OH heres a shout out to JRut! Since she finally read my blog :P

Saturday, April 23, 2011

motherhood

So I think that people who become mothers are a very special type of people. And I'm not just talking people who pop babies out of their bodies, because we all know that's not what it takes to be a mother. But real moms who love and cherish and develop gray hair from worrying about their kids. Those are real moms.

But back to my original comment. Moms are special people who decide they need a challenge in life. They have decided that it's not enough to just keep themselves alive. But they need the challenge of keeping another living, breathing, eating, pooping being alive. They feel like life isn't enough of a challenge but lets be responsible for someone else's life. It's not enough to make yourself breathe, but you must keep constant vigil to make sure this other person is also breathing.

I took on a special challenge to motherhood the other day. I cleaned the room of a 6 year old boy. It was a war zone. I stepped in and the the trucks attacked me. After I made it past the onslaught of trucks the tractors set up a parameter against me. I suffered injuries from this one. Once I made it past this barricade I was jumped by stuffed animals and pelted with books! I finally subdued the forces of the room. I corralled them into containers, baskets and shelves. So I had cleared the battle zone this was followed by vacuuming. I knew I had won when everything stayed in its appointed place while I vacuumed! I felt victorious!

So I had cleaned and vacuumed and while I was leaving the room.........LEGOS!!!! They are like little miniature land mines!!!! I had to have stepped on half a dozen on the way out of the room. I thought I had won the battle but I very definitly lost the war.

Like I said.... Mother's who want a very special challenge.....

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Monday, April 11, 2011

almost over

So today is the last of my latest 6 days stretch. About time.. I was doing good till I got up this afternoon.. I would love some more sleep. So whats up loyal reader(s)? So I just had a brain fart or something. I'm working on an irritation. Gotta brush that shit off. I love a hypocrite though. I mean how can you tell someone you don't want there to still be anger between you then just bad mouth the shit out of that person. There's your fucking stupidity. I would going to use the word ignorance but I think stupidity fits a person like that better. I wonder if people like this have a fave color? I bet it's green for jealousy. OH! And I love being judged for my parenting skills. My kid is pretty healthy and seems well rounded. But maybe it's because I don't actually raise my own child. I mean he is in my presence currently and I feel a panic attack coming on (read sarcasm). I only spent the first 4 yrs as a stay at home mom. Unlike some people who shove their kid off on someone they've only met once. But hey its ok to smoke around your kids too. The dumbass shit said that. LOL!!! So Saturday was my friend Jozzy's bday!! Had fun hanging with her before had to go to that place that involves blue scrubs and poop. We did get to watch the abdominalable abbominableable snowman at the quwarker barrel though LOL!! Ok yall outsies!! tata